I know I spelled wrongly...
But who cares, I get the point...
That is wat it matter the most
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Here is the answer for yesterday question
A.选「自己死掉,在地狱中受苦」的朋友
大家都想跟你借钱来花花,你会在金钱上被占便宜:你相当爱自己,会让自己过的很好,也会让旁人认为你生活过的很好,应该很容易借到钱。
B.选「全世界只有你一个人活着」的朋友
你常常会在状况外,大家都爱逗你,把你当成开心果,你会在口头上被占便宜:这类型的人因为内心很单纯、很善良,常常事后才知道别人是在开自己玩笑。
C.选「自己变成无头厉鬼」的朋友
你是个很有信心的人, 具有致命的吸引力,异性会忍不住想接近你,所以你容易被异性性骚扰:这种因很有自信心而产生独特的魅力,让旁边的人对你产生遐想。
D.选「自己不是人,变成动物」的朋友
你在工作上很认命,容易被同事当成工友使唤,你会在工作上被占便宜:你很努力工作,而且心很软,因此容易吃亏。
E.选「自己四肢都残障脸毁容」的朋友
你种感情,对人掏心、掏钱,还越掏越多越爽,所以会在感情上被占便宜:你很喜欢谈恋爱的感觉,一旦遇上对的对象时会突然变的很大方,永无止尽的为对方付出。
Which type are you?
Can tell me?
So I can eat you up on that part
I am type E... So... Ya... You will have to make me fall in love for you to make use of me
But like me say this first... I am straight so Nova you dun have a chance.
Awww.... Come to think of it... Maybe... Nvm
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Today is 端午节
The day we Chinese celebrate a guy with committed suicide
And villager wasting food by throwing them into the river.
I still rmb the joke I once made for today
屈原死后,为什么乡村里的人们也一个一个的死去?
因为他们都把食物丢进了河里。结果一个个的饿死。
The moral of the story?
Don't waste your food
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