Monday, November 10, 2008

Are you prepared? Part 1: Zombie

Hello everyone! This week will be are you prepared week on my blog!
You all should follow me too like that more ppl will come out with more interesting topic and make the world more interesting.
So please! Do share what you know with everyone. Even if it is just a tiny little bit of knowledge.

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Part 1: Zombie

For this part, I will talk about zombie and prepared everyone with the knowledge of what you should do during zombie attack!
You might think this is crap, but it never hurt to have a little knowledge of the unknown cox u nv know when it will happen.

So what are zombie?

There are many terms for zombie. Some people say they are living dead which walk out of the grave, some say it is a virus that infect people and take over their mind.
Which is real? I personally believe it is a virus taking over the mind of the human. As for things that walk out from the grave i call them undead.

What does zombie do?
Zombie is believe to be mindless and will chiong toward people when they saw one. (If it is an undead, no blood means u cant run. Only a healthy person can run.) They are known to eat human flesh, but why? Well research shows that zombie might be mindless but they still have the instinct to eat. If that is so, what does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Some say they don't eat, they just bite you to spread the virus.
To me, yes they eat human. The eat human as they need the sense of belonging to be a human again. So they eat human to get the crave down.

So now we know what is a zombie and what does it do. I think we are ready to be prepared for zombie attack.

First imagine you are in Singapore, where you cannot own gun, alone at home and you started seeing zombie roaming and eating people at the opposite block(assuming you live in HDB block) What should you do to protect yourself?

The best defense is a good offense. So what we need is a weapon.
Knife from the kitchen will do you well in close combat(no worry, zombie dun feel pain). Fire is what zombie is afraid of, they are just like human what ever our instinct say is dangerous is dangerous to the zombie.
Unless you got a self made flame thrower at home, I would suggest you to find spray cans and a lighter. Spray can are flammable so be careful when u wan to use it. Point that the zombie, press the spray and lit the lighter in front. This way flame will be out in front of the spray can and the zombie will not dare to get close to you. However! I want remind you that, this method isn't for killing the zombie but to buy you time to escape, your flame is too small.
Baseball bat, or any hard yet portable stuff u can find (fold chair). It is for you to bash the zombie aside to make way for you to run in time of need.

We got all the weapons we can find in our house now, let see what we should do next.

Do you run or do you stay?
If you live on 22nd floor I would suggest you to stay, cause the lift will be pack with zombies and they might be waiting for the lift too...
However if you live on the ground floor, I would suggest you to stay too. Why?
The very reason that your home currently have no zombie around, it is safe just remember to close the window and lock the doors. Zombie has human strength and unarmed, so they cant tear down the door or break the window. Just don't be a attention seeker and give them faces, cox the power of 100 zombie pushing at you door can tear the door down.

If you really have to run, remember to take the stairs not the lift. While on you way if you see anyone lying on the floor and looks alive, don't even think of helping most likely the person got bit and will turn into a zombie soon. So run. Where to hide when zombie is everywhere?
Try not to find big open space as you can be easily get spotted and try not to go back to where you come from.
The best best in Singapore will be Vivo city. It is a big mall and a lot of place to hide. Well I don't think you will wan to take MRT to Vivo city too, so just go to the near by mall to hide. At the same time you will "borrow" weapons from store that sell sharp object. Since zombie will be so sudden, I don't think anyone will be closing their shop door or sitting at the counter to collect money from you. Food court might some like good place, however, zombie eat human because we are warm so most likely they will be looking for seat at the food court as it is filled with warm food.

What else can we do?
Well there isn't much thing we can do, not against hundreds of zombie. In the mall you might wan to look for survivor that had read my blog and ran to the mall for safety. With people you can talk to and help one another, it will be easier for you to survive. If there is a bastard don't get annoy by the person, instead you should pray for one in the group of people. This way when you all are surrounded by zombies and cant escape throw the bastard as bait and make you way through. Beward, bastard are rare you might want to save it for the boss... i mean really sticky situations.

Within 3 days to a week, depend on the area size, the zombie group should had move on to others area in the country in search for more human. There might be some really stupid zombie still around, but please don'take them in as pet kill them instead for your safety.

Aftermath
After zombie attack, your area should be quiet empty and those that got beaten are with the zombie group now only zombie bodies will be seen one the street. Don't think of burying it. Burn it, it is the best way to prevent the viurs from spread to you.
There isn't much to do after the attack, school will be close(ever if it is open, will you wan to go?), TV station will stop their airing. All you can hope is that there will be a special team from the SAF to save us. Hope MOD read this, so they can prepare for it.

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After reading this post, I hope everyone will be prepared for zombie attack. You might want to start building a self made flame thrower.

So what are your view? Do you think differently? Do you know a better place to hide?
More useful weapon that can be found at home? Anything! Just post anything that can help us to gain more knowledge. You never know, one day you might just save some life with your comment


That is all for today, maybe i will type part 2 tomorrow. If not it will be on next monday.
Part 2 will be on Vampire. How do we protect ourselves from them?

4 comments:

Nova™ said...

zombies eat brains. and i've got a shotgun under my bed which is 22 stories high up. and i dun think zombies are smart enuf to use a lift..

Fenjz said...

...wow long post, bravo! *clap hand*

but you are one undead deshou...

so u calling all of us to kill u?

VixiV said...

I am so going to call police to check Nova house. Or can you let me play with it?

undead and zombie is 2 different thing let not mix it together

Nova™ said...

u make it sound so wrong... "play with it"... >.>