Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Are you prepared? Part 2: Vampire

Welcome to part 2 of Are you prepared?
We talk about zombie last time NOT UNDEAD. Hope you remember it... Oh maybe you are too lazy to read... Most likely you will be the first one to get your head bitten off by zombie, if u nv read.

Today is about Vampire! What is it? Where does it come from? What does it do? and how to protect yourself against it.... You will learn this all today if you read this post.

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Vampire! First name that should come in mind should be Lord Dracula!
The most famous vampire in the history. He is an pure evil vampire who uses black magic to bring himself back to life over and over again. That explain the huge amount of Castlevania game.

What is a vampire?
Vampire is part of the undead(living dead) family. However, unlike most of the undead creature, vampire have their own thought like a normal human just that they are dead.
The origin of vampire is very chim so i shall make it simple enough for you all to understand.
It is said that Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel. One day due to unhappiness within Cain, Cain killed his brother and God set a curse on Cain to punish him.
It is believe that the curse was for Cain to live forever in darkness and could only drink blood for food. I guess there was a flaw in this curse as Cain was able to turn human into vampire by sucking their blood. That is how vampire came about. Agar agar lah...

What do vampire do?
Like I mention above, vampire have crave for blood. It is said that, like human without food, if a vampire were to stop feeding on blood they will be weaken and most likely die in the end. But why do they drink blood? Curse? I don't think so. As an undead, vampire doesn't have blood flowing through its body. Thus they drink blood to warm their body and like zombie make them feel human again. Well that is wat i think.
Vampires are very intelligence being that is able to think for themselves. Like human, vampire thinks and plan before doing anything, this is the main reason well you don't want to mess with vampire. They have super human strength, agility and the ability to morph into vampire bat(with the use of black magic) so they can fly. But in modern world black magic have failed to pass down and is most likely lost in the history, so no worry about them casting fire ball at you.
Vampires have love life too, being able to think they can fall in love with other being. Lord Dracula have 3 wives for your info. You can fall in love with them too... Just remember, their love bite hurts a lot.

Now we know the basic about vampire. It is think for us to imagine again!
This time imagine you live near another town full of vampires, yes it is a town of vampires so there will be endless attack from time to time as they want to feast on u.

How to wand off vampire?
Vampire is creature of the darkness, so as long as you are not outside you house after sun set you should be alright right?
NO! Vampire can just tear down your door in a matter of time. It is never safe unless u have the right item in your home for prevention.
Garlic! The number one repellent against vampire.
Why? Because garlic has a very strong smell that vampire hate! In the past people put garlic into dead people nose and mouth to prevent then from becoming vampire. So hang garlic or put garlic juice around any opening in your house (Window, door, etc.) and vampire will not dare to go near your house.

What if vampire still manage to get in?
Well always have some silver accessories in your room. Silver is known as a toxic to vampire so if they come near you... Show them the silver and they will not touch you...
Best way is to have silver clothing or silver necklace. Well if you are rich.

What to do if you were capture?
Negotiate. Yes no joke. Talk to them, exchange terms with them. They are clever being, that can understand what is good to them. For example, "Let me off! I will offer that 2 bastards friends as your dinner" One for Two... Good term, they let you off and get rip of 2 bastards for you.
Neh, if that really happen, there will be no bastard in the town anymore.
The best term I can ever think of to exchange with vampire is, the town people donate blood to the vampire on a monthly basis in exchange for safety or protection.
If this term wouldn't work, you know that the vampire is an idiot.

That is so much I can tell you, my research on vampire didn't gave me much more info. I guess vampire protect themselves and preventing information leak through the net by biting necks.
Let hope I don't get bite tonight for posting this... Erm come to think of it... Mosquito had been biting me, wonder did the vampire send them... Oh well I will nv know.

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That all for today... Erm... Zombie one like no one reading leh... Maybe their head got bitten off like... So if your head is still with you, please do comment and share your view for both this and the zombie one.

Nova I do know play with it is very wrong... Especially when we are talking about gun....

Erm... Will there be a part 3? I am not sure myself too... If I had time to write I will most probably write it...
So hope your all tune in next time too!

6 comments:

Nova™ said...

i like vampires. i find them fascinating.

Unknown said...

Some say vampires have blood. Only, their blood have the "vampire virus" within which makes them become vampire lol.

Fenjz said...

How to know a person is a vampire?

Countess Elizabeth Báthory has been called Countess Dracula...but she didn't bite people leh, she only bath in blood and torture/kill people. So what makes people call her as dracula?


see I so N2

VixiV said...

Well well well...
Countess Elizabeth Báthory is know as Countess Dracula for a very simple reason. Oh by the way, Dracula full name is Count Dracula.

Countess Elizabeth Báthory is a very cruel lady who kill young virgins girl to bath in their blood, she believe that it will retain her youthful look.
Because of her cruelness, she is compared to Vlad III the Impaler who is known for the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed during his reign.

Count Dracula is a character base on Vlad III the Impaler for his cruelty. Since Countess Elizabeth Báthory is as cruel, thus she is know as the female version of Lord Dracula.

Fenjz said...

you haven't answer my "How to know a person is a vampire?"

=D

VixiV said...

How do you spot a vampire?

Well, from their looks they will look pretty pale as they are mainly lack of blood.

Next, stalk the person and see if the person come out for sun.

Next is movement, like i mention vampire has very good agility. So lay down tons of banana skin on the floor and see if the person manage to avoid it.

Lastly, cut yourself and walk beside that person. See if there is any reaction.

If you answer yes for 3 of the answer up there, the person has a high chance of being a vampire. So try this last step, take a silver spoon and pass to that person. If the person die, you are safe, if not, you are safe too