Stupid Birds

Stupid

When you are stupid you will bang, burn and cut yourself easy. When you start to bang, burn and cut yourself, please hit on your forehead and tell yourself don't be stupid anymore.
Then you will become clever! And stop making stupid move.
For real! Try it!

Birds

Birds are really annoying! As my room is the nearest to the trees outside the window, the noise they make is unbearable!
Worst thing is that, they have a schedule for making noises.
These are the time they make noises. All noise last for an hour.
2AM, 6AM, 7AM, 7PM
See those birds know when to annoy ppl.
2AM when everyone is sleeping waking ppl up or make me cant slp.
6AM - 8AM, like alarm clock that cant be shut off great for working ppl bad for sleeping Buddha like me.
7PM, you just get off work hoping for some peace and all u get is noise. TV need to on louder and u just can't rest in peace (not that u are dead).

I got a theory on why the birds are so noisy.
Actually birds are like human too. They got to work like us.
So this is what happen.
6AM - 8AM they wake up wash face brush teeth, since they are not so high tech. They just have to scream and shout to wake each other up. End up some birds get annoyed and scream back, making it last for 2 hours in the morning.

In the afternoon they left for work and go somewhere else to annoy ppl (I think annoying ppl is their job)

7PM, off work and everyone come back home (trees). Watch TV eat dinner, however their neighbor TV is on-ing too loud so the scream and shout to each other to communicate. This make them become the noisy one and their neighbor on the TV even louder. The cycle continue for an hour, by that time they finish their dinner and TV show ends. So quite down liao.
Most when to sleep while few still talking (eat and sleep life style)

2AM, the weirdest time to make noise but i found out why. At 2AM those drunk birds will come back home, their wives will smell the alcochol or perfume (affair birds) on their husband. This makes the birds very angry and starting fighting! Waking up their neighbors in the process making them scream and shout...

So now we know what really happen. But we can't really do anything...

Damn those birds! they are noisy!