Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Are you prepared? Part 2: Vampire

Welcome to part 2 of Are you prepared?
We talk about zombie last time NOT UNDEAD. Hope you remember it... Oh maybe you are too lazy to read... Most likely you will be the first one to get your head bitten off by zombie, if u nv read.

Today is about Vampire! What is it? Where does it come from? What does it do? and how to protect yourself against it.... You will learn this all today if you read this post.

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Vampire! First name that should come in mind should be Lord Dracula!
The most famous vampire in the history. He is an pure evil vampire who uses black magic to bring himself back to life over and over again. That explain the huge amount of Castlevania game.

What is a vampire?
Vampire is part of the undead(living dead) family. However, unlike most of the undead creature, vampire have their own thought like a normal human just that they are dead.
The origin of vampire is very chim so i shall make it simple enough for you all to understand.
It is said that Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel. One day due to unhappiness within Cain, Cain killed his brother and God set a curse on Cain to punish him.
It is believe that the curse was for Cain to live forever in darkness and could only drink blood for food. I guess there was a flaw in this curse as Cain was able to turn human into vampire by sucking their blood. That is how vampire came about. Agar agar lah...

What do vampire do?
Like I mention above, vampire have crave for blood. It is said that, like human without food, if a vampire were to stop feeding on blood they will be weaken and most likely die in the end. But why do they drink blood? Curse? I don't think so. As an undead, vampire doesn't have blood flowing through its body. Thus they drink blood to warm their body and like zombie make them feel human again. Well that is wat i think.
Vampires are very intelligence being that is able to think for themselves. Like human, vampire thinks and plan before doing anything, this is the main reason well you don't want to mess with vampire. They have super human strength, agility and the ability to morph into vampire bat(with the use of black magic) so they can fly. But in modern world black magic have failed to pass down and is most likely lost in the history, so no worry about them casting fire ball at you.
Vampires have love life too, being able to think they can fall in love with other being. Lord Dracula have 3 wives for your info. You can fall in love with them too... Just remember, their love bite hurts a lot.

Now we know the basic about vampire. It is think for us to imagine again!
This time imagine you live near another town full of vampires, yes it is a town of vampires so there will be endless attack from time to time as they want to feast on u.

How to wand off vampire?
Vampire is creature of the darkness, so as long as you are not outside you house after sun set you should be alright right?
NO! Vampire can just tear down your door in a matter of time. It is never safe unless u have the right item in your home for prevention.
Garlic! The number one repellent against vampire.
Why? Because garlic has a very strong smell that vampire hate! In the past people put garlic into dead people nose and mouth to prevent then from becoming vampire. So hang garlic or put garlic juice around any opening in your house (Window, door, etc.) and vampire will not dare to go near your house.

What if vampire still manage to get in?
Well always have some silver accessories in your room. Silver is known as a toxic to vampire so if they come near you... Show them the silver and they will not touch you...
Best way is to have silver clothing or silver necklace. Well if you are rich.

What to do if you were capture?
Negotiate. Yes no joke. Talk to them, exchange terms with them. They are clever being, that can understand what is good to them. For example, "Let me off! I will offer that 2 bastards friends as your dinner" One for Two... Good term, they let you off and get rip of 2 bastards for you.
Neh, if that really happen, there will be no bastard in the town anymore.
The best term I can ever think of to exchange with vampire is, the town people donate blood to the vampire on a monthly basis in exchange for safety or protection.
If this term wouldn't work, you know that the vampire is an idiot.

That is so much I can tell you, my research on vampire didn't gave me much more info. I guess vampire protect themselves and preventing information leak through the net by biting necks.
Let hope I don't get bite tonight for posting this... Erm come to think of it... Mosquito had been biting me, wonder did the vampire send them... Oh well I will nv know.

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That all for today... Erm... Zombie one like no one reading leh... Maybe their head got bitten off like... So if your head is still with you, please do comment and share your view for both this and the zombie one.

Nova I do know play with it is very wrong... Especially when we are talking about gun....

Erm... Will there be a part 3? I am not sure myself too... If I had time to write I will most probably write it...
So hope your all tune in next time too!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Are you prepared? Part 1: Zombie

Hello everyone! This week will be are you prepared week on my blog!
You all should follow me too like that more ppl will come out with more interesting topic and make the world more interesting.
So please! Do share what you know with everyone. Even if it is just a tiny little bit of knowledge.

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Part 1: Zombie

For this part, I will talk about zombie and prepared everyone with the knowledge of what you should do during zombie attack!
You might think this is crap, but it never hurt to have a little knowledge of the unknown cox u nv know when it will happen.

So what are zombie?

There are many terms for zombie. Some people say they are living dead which walk out of the grave, some say it is a virus that infect people and take over their mind.
Which is real? I personally believe it is a virus taking over the mind of the human. As for things that walk out from the grave i call them undead.

What does zombie do?
Zombie is believe to be mindless and will chiong toward people when they saw one. (If it is an undead, no blood means u cant run. Only a healthy person can run.) They are known to eat human flesh, but why? Well research shows that zombie might be mindless but they still have the instinct to eat. If that is so, what does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Some say they don't eat, they just bite you to spread the virus.
To me, yes they eat human. The eat human as they need the sense of belonging to be a human again. So they eat human to get the crave down.

So now we know what is a zombie and what does it do. I think we are ready to be prepared for zombie attack.

First imagine you are in Singapore, where you cannot own gun, alone at home and you started seeing zombie roaming and eating people at the opposite block(assuming you live in HDB block) What should you do to protect yourself?

The best defense is a good offense. So what we need is a weapon.
Knife from the kitchen will do you well in close combat(no worry, zombie dun feel pain). Fire is what zombie is afraid of, they are just like human what ever our instinct say is dangerous is dangerous to the zombie.
Unless you got a self made flame thrower at home, I would suggest you to find spray cans and a lighter. Spray can are flammable so be careful when u wan to use it. Point that the zombie, press the spray and lit the lighter in front. This way flame will be out in front of the spray can and the zombie will not dare to get close to you. However! I want remind you that, this method isn't for killing the zombie but to buy you time to escape, your flame is too small.
Baseball bat, or any hard yet portable stuff u can find (fold chair). It is for you to bash the zombie aside to make way for you to run in time of need.

We got all the weapons we can find in our house now, let see what we should do next.

Do you run or do you stay?
If you live on 22nd floor I would suggest you to stay, cause the lift will be pack with zombies and they might be waiting for the lift too...
However if you live on the ground floor, I would suggest you to stay too. Why?
The very reason that your home currently have no zombie around, it is safe just remember to close the window and lock the doors. Zombie has human strength and unarmed, so they cant tear down the door or break the window. Just don't be a attention seeker and give them faces, cox the power of 100 zombie pushing at you door can tear the door down.

If you really have to run, remember to take the stairs not the lift. While on you way if you see anyone lying on the floor and looks alive, don't even think of helping most likely the person got bit and will turn into a zombie soon. So run. Where to hide when zombie is everywhere?
Try not to find big open space as you can be easily get spotted and try not to go back to where you come from.
The best best in Singapore will be Vivo city. It is a big mall and a lot of place to hide. Well I don't think you will wan to take MRT to Vivo city too, so just go to the near by mall to hide. At the same time you will "borrow" weapons from store that sell sharp object. Since zombie will be so sudden, I don't think anyone will be closing their shop door or sitting at the counter to collect money from you. Food court might some like good place, however, zombie eat human because we are warm so most likely they will be looking for seat at the food court as it is filled with warm food.

What else can we do?
Well there isn't much thing we can do, not against hundreds of zombie. In the mall you might wan to look for survivor that had read my blog and ran to the mall for safety. With people you can talk to and help one another, it will be easier for you to survive. If there is a bastard don't get annoy by the person, instead you should pray for one in the group of people. This way when you all are surrounded by zombies and cant escape throw the bastard as bait and make you way through. Beward, bastard are rare you might want to save it for the boss... i mean really sticky situations.

Within 3 days to a week, depend on the area size, the zombie group should had move on to others area in the country in search for more human. There might be some really stupid zombie still around, but please don'take them in as pet kill them instead for your safety.

Aftermath
After zombie attack, your area should be quiet empty and those that got beaten are with the zombie group now only zombie bodies will be seen one the street. Don't think of burying it. Burn it, it is the best way to prevent the viurs from spread to you.
There isn't much to do after the attack, school will be close(ever if it is open, will you wan to go?), TV station will stop their airing. All you can hope is that there will be a special team from the SAF to save us. Hope MOD read this, so they can prepare for it.

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After reading this post, I hope everyone will be prepared for zombie attack. You might want to start building a self made flame thrower.

So what are your view? Do you think differently? Do you know a better place to hide?
More useful weapon that can be found at home? Anything! Just post anything that can help us to gain more knowledge. You never know, one day you might just save some life with your comment


That is all for today, maybe i will type part 2 tomorrow. If not it will be on next monday.
Part 2 will be on Vampire. How do we protect ourselves from them?

Saturday, November 8, 2008

I confess that I am a stalker

HEY!
Dun jump to conclusion!
I not saying I am a stalker... Well i kinda is...
The topic is by Ms Devil!
She say use this as a topic "I confess that I am a stalker"

Wonder who she stalked.... Oh well must be someone that looks like Bear or maybe someone with cat ears....
That doesn't sound so human...
I guess must be some prince on white horse... Some kids i guess



Here is the question of the week....

Who will you stalk?
Someone your type that might be your potential partner?
Or someone very chio/handsome and you just wan to know where he/she live?

Of cox own answer are accepted too... Just post them at the comment!
Lai lai lai! Answer the question! Be honest

Friday, November 7, 2008

Weirdest place...

Erm... I do know my blood is tasty
Mos love it! I get bitten by them all them all the time...

But what is the weirdest place they can bit u on?

For me it happen today...
The mos bit my on the tip of my toe...

And it hurts like hell! This taught me one thing... never play DS in the dark... Mos is around

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Fish lied to the bee hoon

So nice! SO NICE! SO SO NICE!!!
Just love it so nice....
Maybe i should hate it too...
Because it is so nice... Other store that sell is bad to me...
SO bad to me...
Aw... Why cant they open in the west side too...
So nice.. Wan to eat again...

Because it is so nice... I ate twice today... So so so nice

You all should try it too...
It is at Bugis

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I want to poke......

*Poking* *Flush toilet* Still not feeling any better....

When i say poke i mean i puked....
Feeling so bad right now...
Motion sickness.... FPS games is too powerful for me...
*Poke*
6.30PM i stop yet i still feel the sickness....

Worst when I am doing my workshop now...

*Poke more*

how can they be so evil and not detailed....

I feel like vomit for real....
Think i shall go sleep soon...

Monday, November 3, 2008

E Learning week...

Woot!
No need to go school for the whole week!
That really make you wonder why do you pay school fee to stay at home.

End up woke up 8am today... To get con by tutor with error in her email... she say 8 and 10 she will login... end up 10 login only
Well at least I did something
1pm had another e class... Tutor didn't come... Sad...
Well at least get to hao lian about warrant... I mean teach haha... so fake
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Anyway I got a new MMORPG for you all to play!

It is call Beyond Space and Time
A very interesting name... You get to travel in the game while events happen real time not waiting for you!
You all should try it!
Though I am not going to play... For some reason...
Beyond Space and Time
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I so going to get whack someday